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蕭伯納世界著名的擅長幽默與諷刺的語言大師

蕭伯納，全名喬治·伯納德·蕭（George Bernard Shaw，1856年7月26日—1950年11月2日），愛爾蘭劇作家。1925年因作品具有理想主義和人道主義而獲諾貝爾文學獎，他是英國現代杰出的現實主義戲劇作家，是世界著名的擅長幽默與諷刺的語言大師，同時他還是積極的社會活動家和費邊社會主義的宣傳者。

You'll never have a quiet world till you knock the patriotism out of the human race.

除非把愛國主義從人類中剔除，否則世界永遠不會安寧。

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The reasonable man adapts himself to the world; the unreasonable one persists in trying to adapt the world to himself. Therefore all progress depends on the unreasonable man.《人與超人》

理性的人適應世界，非理性的人堅持讓世界適應自己。因此，所有的進步都依賴于非理性的人。

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當我們想相信某件事時，突然會看到所有支持它的論點，而對反對的論點視而不見。

The moment we want to believe something, we suddenly see all the arguments for it, and become blind to the arguments against it.

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The moment we want to believe something, we suddenly see all the arguments for it, and become blind to the arguments against it.

當我們想相信某件事時，突然會看到所有支持它的論點，而對反對的論點視而不見。

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牙痛的人認為牙齒健康的人都快樂。窮人對富人也犯同樣的錯誤。

The man with a toothache thinks everyone happy whose teeth are sound. The poverty-stricken man makes the same mistake about the rich.

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The man with a toothache thinks everyone happy whose teeth are sound. The poverty-stricken man makes the same mistake about the rich.

牙痛的人認為牙齒健康的人都快樂。窮人對富人也犯同樣的錯誤。

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我活得越久就越發現我從不出錯，而我謙卑地花費精力驗證自己想法的所有痛苦只是浪費時間。

The longer I live the more I see that I am never wrong about anything, and that all the pains I have so humbly taken to verify my notions have only wasted my time.

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The longer I live the more I see that I am never wrong about anything, and that all the pains I have so humbly taken to verify my notions have only wasted my time.

我活得越久就越發現我從不出錯，而我謙卑地花費精力驗證自己想法的所有痛苦只是浪費時間。

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她的問題在于缺乏交談的能力，卻不缺乏說話的能力。

The trouble with her is that she lacks the power of conversation but not the power of speech.

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The trouble with her is that she lacks the power of conversation but not the power of speech.

她的問題在于缺乏交談的能力，卻不缺乏說話的能力。

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唯一行為理智的人是我的裁縫，他每次見我都會重新量尺寸，而其他人則繼續用舊的尺寸。

The only man who behaves sensibly is my tailor; he takes my measure anew every time he sees me, while all the rest go on with their old measurements.